Does it ever get cold in Missourah?

Hells yeah! Teresa took this snapshot of me when I was bitterly fighting the equally bitter cold in Columbia last week! This, dear readers, is the famous red winter coat. Yes, it is big, but it is also extremely comfortable, and to you assholes who bully me about my big red jacket: Screw you! You know who you are! So while you douchebags are freezing to death and freakin' penguins and polar bears are roaming the streets, I'm super warm, and possibly considering a visit to Coldstone to cool down.

P.S. This picture was taken by a Texan who had never seen snow before! Other than that, she is actually very cool.