More pictures!

Eivind sent me a bunch of racy new pictures, and you know what that means! Another picture post! Yay!


One of my most famous magic tricks is the "Thor is in three places at the SAME TIME!" trick. I have performed this stunning feat of dazzling, sexy magic with great success on many occasions and on many continents. However, as far as I'm aware, I have yet to marry Claudia Schiffer. Uhmm.. Or.. No, I'm pretty sure I'd know it if we were married. I mean, she can't just marry people without them knowing, can she? Although.. I mean, that whole thing is weird. Nobody seriously thinks that David Copperfield is into women, right? Or? But I guess Claudia Schiffer has the magical ability to scare dudes straight, whereas Copperfield has the magical ability of being a douchebag who marries a supermodel. Are they even married still? Those things usually last for like 3 weeks. It must have been more than three weeks by now. Let me Wikipedia this! Wow! They were married for 6 years! But then apparently they magically divorced. HA! He was born in New Jersey! HAHA! That's like the least magical state of all! And now he has apparently found the fountain of youth in the Bahamas. That's precious. And hey, that is just another reason for me to go to Bahamas, because nothing would be more awesome than magically becoming all awkward and spotty and squeaky-voiced again. Yeah, that would be stellar! STELLAAAAR! OK, sorry about that rant. Apparently competing magicians make me kind of pissed. Yeah, look at me, I'm an illusionist! Well maybe you should make the illusion of a guy who is not such a fucking JERK! That would be fucking MAGICAL!


"Hi, I'm Eivind, do you want to go back to my place and touch my huge, oversize lamp?"

Staten Island? Definitely the most boring of the five boroughs.

So I may be a geeky nerd, but at least I'm not a vampire! Sorry folks, a little garlic and a cross ain't gonna scare ME away! Although I do sleep all day in a coffin.

This is Tom's! I live like right there! It was also featured on some TV show. I don't remember, it was probably on PeeWee Herman.


Actually I live more like here. That's a huge cathedral in the background.


I pretty much live in a nazi regime. ACHTUNG! SITZUNG VERBOTEN! BITTE KEIN BALLZUSPIELEN, PEDDLUNG UND BITTE SEHR KEIN LOITERUNG! Apparently Claudia Schiffer wrote this text, and David Copperfield made it magically appear on our building.


Eivind was kind enough to take pictures of my office. It's not a very interesting office, really. There's some art with some yellow and blue in there. That's a phone, I think. Looks like there's a chair there, too.. A desk with a keyboard.. No computer, though. We don't use computers much. I do like the Telex though. Sometimes I just Telex shit all day, some of it is pretty racy stuff too. It's pretty cool.


"I'm Thor. Look at me, I wear a tie!"


This is the good thing about my office. It actually has a pretty cool view.


Alright! That was all the pictures I have, my friends! Hope you enjoyed them! Now I'm off to read - I finally got my ass to the local library here, and got a biography of George Washington, and "The 20th Century - A History book" which .. uhm, which is a lot of stuff to put in a book. I was hoping they had some saucy DVDs though, but it was all History Channel stuff, i.e. World War Dos stuff. So .. No thanks.